Chaos in my flat

It was a fine sunday morning in July. I had stayed up late watching a korean series whole night. The sun was about to rise and I thought to sleep before there was light in the room. I watered my window plants and went back to bed. I normally don't take much time to sleep when I lie down, but it had been 10-15 minutes and I was still awake, eyes closed. My eyes were turning heavy when I heard a voice - 'Is he asleep now?' The voice came from beneath me.

I thought I was already asleep and was perhaps in a dream when I heard another hushed voice beside me - 'Lower your voice, he is above you, you idiot!' I am sure I was still awake but my eyes were too drowsy to see who were talking. I tried to concentrate on the conversation. 'I don't care, I can't take it anymore!' - the voice below me shouted. 'Enough is enough now. He has not moved an inch in the last 4 months. How long am I supposed to carry his weight over me? He sleeps, he watches tv, he works, he eats and all of these are being done over me. Earlier he used to watch tv in the hall, went to office and came to me only for sleeping but seems like I am his world now. He does not leave me alone even for a second. This is too much. I want my space! Can someone please lock him out of the flat when he goes to throw the garbage. At least, I will get some breathing time and a little fun!' - the voice below me ranted when I realized it was the bed talking!

I was fully awake now but decided to play asleep and listen to this conversation. The fan jumped in from above -' You will never understand what I am going through. At least he leaves you when he goes to cook, but I have been running nonstop for the last 124 days 22 hours now. Earlier, half of the weekdays, even weekends, he would not be at home. Now, he goes nowhere. I will burn out soon at this rate. I am starting to feel sick of rotating round and round and round for so long. When will this lockdown end and when will he leave us alone!'

'I totally get you my friend but you have no idea what I have gone through in recent times' - The hushed voice from earlier chipped in. It was my tv speaking - 'Do you have any idea how lavishly I have lived my whole life in the big hall with my voice echoing through the spaces. Now, I am cramped up in a corner with an almirah on one side and a big bed in front of me. I feel like suffocating in this little space. Above that, I used to speak in so many different languages - Hindi, English, Telugu, Korean, Japanese, French, Punjabi, Marathi and Malayalam. Nowadays, I am stuck with only 1 - Korean! I don't get his over infatuation with Korean movies and series these days. Are the rest of the languages banned now? I have to blabber nonstop Korean which he doesn't even understand without subtitles! Someone please tell him to at least learn Korean if he is so interested.'

'You all just think about yourselves. Who cares about others in this selfish world these days!' - My bicycle shouted from outside. It has been parked in the balcony for quite sometime now. It continued - 'You all are crying that you are being over utilized. Think about me for a second. I have been sitting idle in the balcony for an year now. Forget about riding me, he does not even throw a glance towards me ever. Seems like I am non-existent in his life...' ' But I am so happy in this lockdown' - the bicycle was interrupted by someone from inside.

My fridge could not hear more rants and broke in between - 'I am so happy that this lockdown happened. I used to think that my sole purpose was to produce ice out of thin air. Earlier, I used to be kept mostly half-empty but these days, I am filled up completely. And the variety of fruits and vegetables being placed in, I must say, I feel blessed for the lockdown.' I woke up laughing out loud. I was on the verge of falling off the bed when I got hold of myself. What a chaotic weird dream it was!

My first hindi blog!

 

A few days ago, I was going through my blog and realised that all of them were in English. I felt guilty for not writing anything in Hindi ever. Seems like I am feeling guilty for a lot many things lately but let's not get distracted from the topic in hand. I thought about it that when I have not liked speaking in English right from my school days, why do I always write in English. School days, I must say, what great days those were. I would not kill to go back but if I could go relive those even for a day, it would be a bliss!

Day-dreaming with eyes wide open and fingers typing rapidly. I guess I don't have anything else to do today. My inner sarcastic self pops a question - 'why do you have to guess about yourself??' well, that's a figure of speech, silly. By the way, I dreamt of going on a trip today. May be it was motivated by the pics my friend has been sharing of her outings in Paris. But she does not realise that we, in India, still have a long distance to cover before we can roam around that freely. On a separate note, lots of birthday parties are pending from these last 7 months. Barbeque Nation - I miss you so much! We shall overcome, sorry, come over very soon!

I think I jumped ship again, right? If I could document all my thoughts I have in a day, what a garbage collection of hopping over thousands of topics it would be. I think that's why it takes me months to write a single blog. I checked and found 7 half written blogs in my phone. Now, that's a big number. I even miss reading novels. There was a time when I used to read at least 1 novel per month and now, I hardly read a novel in a year. What's wrong with me? How can I change so much? May be change is inevitable. But I remember Thanos saying he was inevitable! 

My dreams are getting quite fascinating every day. Couple of days ago, I had a dream of living in a mansion by the beach. Next day, I had a dog living with me in remote mountains. I really miss the mountains. One day, I was skiing in Utah and the other, I was trekking on Everest. I think some of these may be inspired by the movies or series I am watching these days. Nevertheless, Everest seems to sneak into my thoughts every once in a while. I had given up on Everest base camp trek after my accident but Everest does not seem to give up on me yet. May be I need to rethink about going for that trek. I hope this time I get leave from my office, fingers crossed!

By the way, I realised that I had to write in Hindi. May be the writer inside me thinks in English. May be I don't realize it but English comes naturally to me. Whatever be the reason, unfortunately, I could not write in Hindi. May be some other day, some other blog. See you soon! 

 

A day of Real Problems during lockdown!

Subah 11 baje so k utha, jab suraj already sir pe chadh chuka tha, mujhe pehla thought aya ki bed se utha jaye ya nahi

Socha uth hi gaye hain to 5 min instagram check kiya jaye. 10 min instagram check kiya, 15 min news padha, 5 min dekha ki koi nayi movie aayi kya download karne k liye. Aadhe ghante baad jab ye sab kar k bed se utha, to 2 baj chuke the

Aadha ghanta tehelte hue socha ki ab kya khana banaya jaye. Aakhir bhookh to lag hi rahi thi. Fir 2 apple kaate, lassi banaya aur movie chala k tv k aage baith gaya

Movie khatam hone k baad bore hone laga to socha kuchh exciting kiya jaye. Tabhi dhyaan gaya ki kal se bartan rakhe hain dhone k liye. Rote dhote unko bhi dhoya. 

Kafi time ho gaya tha, to aaj cake banaya. Thoda doodh bach gaya tha to 5 min socha ki chai banayi jaye ya coffee. Fir yaad aya ki main to dono hi nahi peeta. 

Dinner karne k baad poori raat bachi thi. To ek korean series start kar di. Afterall, aur ghar pe kya hi hai karne ko! 

Raat k 3 baj chuke. Aaj ka din kafi achchha hi nikal gaya. Chalo, aaj k liye good night 😊

Diary of a motorcycle - page 2

'Hello fraands, chai pee lo!!' 

Sorry, sorry, sorry! My sincere apologies for that. I would have done 'uthak-baithak' but unfortunately, my body doesn't provide that scope. This was probably due to wrong influence of Rocky's one friend. 'Ye Dilli wale na, aise hi hote hain' It has been two years since my last journal, my wonderful trip to Bangalore. Its not like I have been through nothing in this period. But these days, I am getting a lot of free time to reflect.

After I returned from Bengaluru, I was busy in Rocky's monotonous life of office to home and back for a while. At times, I would get frustrated 'Jab yahi karna tha, to pulsar kya buri thi'! Then that fateful accident happened. Rocky endured the whole impact (even my weight), broke his leg and I survived with just a broken mirror. I felt sorry and grateful to him. After 2 months, I saw him for the first time after the accident. He was walking with the support of a walker but I was delighted to see him. 'I will definitely treat him better next time we go out!' 

3 more months passed and I waited patiently. One beautiful evening, Rocky came and I knew exactly what his ear to ear smile meant. 'Yaay, here we roll once again!' We went for a short spin near by. In no time, he was back on his usual routine. Time and I were rolling smoothly until a couple of months ago. That evening, something just didn't feel right. People were running mad as if they had ghost in their flats. I heard someone talk about some lockdown on his phone. May be he forgot to lock his vehicle. 'Phew, unlike last time, I was locked safe and sound!'

In the following days, I got to know that there was some virus outbreak and going out was prohibited for a couple of weeks. 'I hope it doesn't end up like the zombie movies Rocky enjoys. Anyways, Gotham endured Bane's 5 months lockdown. I can definitely stand back for few weeks. No issues!' 5 weeks passed and Rocky didn't even come to take a look at me once. 'aisa koi karta hai kya, batao jara? Yahi dosti, yahi pyaar, ek virus ne daal di beech me deewar!' 

Let me tell you a fun fact - 'The sky looks square from my parking!' Being stationary, I tried looking at the horizon but all I could see was the square sky. I never noticed this before but have started to like it now. All the bikes and cars near by have become my friends now. With nowhere to go, all of us would have been so depressed if we were not parked close by. We are like an old age home, abandoned by our families but there for each other. We share stories of the happy times we used to spend on road and now, all of us have a thick layer of dust over us. 'Man, I need a bath so bad' 

'Don't be alarmed, but I heard from someone that people, when they don't eat, they die!' I have not had my diet for 2 months now, but I don't feel hungry. I guess I am not people. Out of the blue, Rocky came to visit me one day. I thanked my lucky stars. Most probably everyone's prayers of 'Go corona, Corona go!' were finally answered. 'But wait a minute! He does not have any cloth with him. How am I going to get cleaned?' He started my engine, kept it on for 2-3 minutes, switched off and left. For the first time in my life, I felt so much anger towards him. 'Dost dost na raha, pyaar pyaar na raha . . .' 

There was too much excitement in the group that afternoon. A new shiny one had come to our neighbourhood. 'Aaila kya soorat thi, wo kya kehte hain . . .' Its looks and colour made all the heads turn. We all were eager to talk but the newbie had too much attitude. Being new, extra care was taken and soon it got an extra layer of clothing. Even its cover was more colourful than our dust covered bodies. 'Ghamandi me attitude hai to kya, ja to wo bhi kahin nahi rahi iss lockdown me!' 

Seeing people do morning walks, I feel jealous every day. I need some stretching of my tires too. Rocky has been coming every month just to check on my battery. 'He doesn't love me anymore!' Its been 5 months now, standing still at the same place. Even Gotham was saved by Batman after 5 months but there is no sign of our saviour yet. I have become theist now, praying regularly - 'Hey Royal Enfield bhagwan, oh my Harley Davidson god! Its been enough torture now. Ab life me thoda excitement chahiye. Long drives na sahi, kam se kam Rocky apne friends se hi milne le jaaye! I will be happy in that.' Hope my prayers are answered soon!!! 

We shall over come

We shall over come

We shall come over to your house

O Souvik and Gaurav

I do believe, that we shall meet somewhere very soon!!!

PS. Happy b'day Rocky! 😊